I know, I know - it takes the mickey out of itself (nice) but my god - the prices? Dominoes pepper a lot of their adverts with exclamation marks - they do this: Any size Pizza - for £9.99! Fantastic eh? Just call it a deal - and it becomes one . . regardless of the mind-numbingly disgusting pricing.
British Gas By god they must spend millions? Every
damned evening - through multiple channels, across multiple time-slots
this friendly guy and his sweet, sweet, sweet little Penguin tell us how
British Gas are committed to a warm home for everyone, to reducing fuel
bills; the music calming, the little sweet, sweet, sweet Penguin
waddling about in a really sweet way, little expressions of sweet
modesty, little messages of care, and hope, and love from this company.
Can't wait to get home to see another one, can you?